Testo Dance Contest – FRANK ZAPPA

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Testo della canzone Dance Contest di FRANK ZAPPA
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FZ: One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this
particular place, because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to, how
you say in the trade, audience participation. Now if there’s one thing
that I really like, it’s, uh, audience participation. Now listen… I gotta
figure out something that I can, uh-do you think we should have another
dance contest tonight? Oh, bey-the injured person dance contest. Well,
let’s see … Awright, I’ll tell you what we’re going to do. Here’s a, here’s
a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety, aw-righty,
hey. Okay..
BUTCH: You are great, man-you are great. You are the best, baby.
Do ‘Dinah-Moe Humm’
FZ: All right, now wait a minute-what’s your name? Hey, hey-what’s
your name?
BUTCH: Butch.
FZ: Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here’s a girl who wants to dance with
Butch. What’s your name?
LENA: Lena.
FZ: What?
LENA: Lena.
FZ: Lena, meet Butch. Okay, Lena and Butch, couple number one. Hell,
heh. Okay, let’s see-that guy there, with his… that-that one there with the
teeshirt on-no, no, the other one-this one-no, no-no no no, wait a minute,
wait.. . well, you’re-actually, you’re very nice, though. Would you like to
come up here?… Okay, but d’you think you can behave yourself?… Okay,
what’s your name?
GUY: Tom, man.(mumble, mumble} you, baby, I (mumble, mumble) (gurgle)
you (mumble, mmf, etc.)
GUY: Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc.
FZ: Awright, now wait a minute. Awright, awright, now wait…
GUY: (mumble, mmf.) Ugliness! Ugliness!
OTHER GUY: Frank, you’re my buddy! Amh. mmf’.’
FZ: Awright, now wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message
to deliver to al

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