Testo della canzone The Day The Violence Died Medley dei Simpsons
Album: Songs In The Key Of Springfield
A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor
Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone,
but here’s a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh…
Sorry about this kids… But stay tuned,
We’ve got some real good toy commercials comming up,
(B) The Amendment Song
Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress!
Amendment: I’m not Garbage!!
I’m an amendment to be,
Yes an amendment to be,
And I’m hoping that they,ll ratify me!
There’s a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom,
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat ‘em,
‘Cause there’s limits to our liberties
‘Least I hope and pray that there are,
‘Cause those liberal freaks go to far.
kid: But why can’t we just make a law against flag-burning
Amendment: Because that would be unconstitutional.
Bt if we change the constitution…
Kid:…We could make all sorts of crazy laws!!
Amendment: Now your catching on!
(song fades away)
Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It’s one of those crappy 70’s throwbacks
that appeals to generation Xer’s
Bart: We need another Vietnam,
thin out their ranks a little.
(song returns But still talking)
Kid: But what if they say
your not good enough to be in the constitution?
Amendment: Then I’ll crush all opposition to me,
And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay,
If he fights back,
I’ll say that he’s gay!!
Congressman: Good News,amendment! They ratified ya!
You’re in the constitution!!
Oh Yeah! Doors open, boys!
(wild, hollering bills storm the capitol)
Lisa: So, it’s true some crtoons do encourage violence!
(she punches Bart)