Testo The Jazz Discharge Party Hats – FRANK ZAPPA

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Testo della canzone The Jazz Discharge Party Hats di FRANK ZAPPA
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Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at the college
They were really cool . . .
(They thought so anyway)
They would be delighted to tell you
how suave they were At the drop of a hat
There was three of ‘em:
One of them thought she was a
Beauty Queen . . .
The other one was a Walking Blow-Job
And then there was this skinny girl . . .
Oh well . . .
Some of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the college
They were having a good time . . .
(We were in Albuquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
‘N wouldn’t pooch the guys in the band
On the first day, so …
A couple of the guys in the band
Who were desperate for THAT KIND OF ACTION
Kept workin’ on ‘em for two days
(Which is a waste of fuckin’ time anyway . . . )
So, anyway . . .
But if that’s your idea of a good time, what the hey?
Send those pants up here!
Here’s some more!
Okay, good-good!
Traditional cotton … oh, how sweet!
Umf. . . huh-huh-huh-huhhh . . .
HERE! Work these!
Anyway . . .
We’re in Albuquerque, New Mexico . . .
A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls
From the college
So, one night … it was the first night
When they were still trying to ‘get it in there’
(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh . . .)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the band
And one of the T-shirt guys too . . .
HEY! LET’S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!
At two o’clock in the morning at the pool at the

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